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She was nothing compared to you. Once a cheater, always a cheater? Oh, the fucking hypocrisy. There were many things I wanted to do to Anna Oliphant throughout this book. Some of them involve a bottle of choloroform, a shovel, and an unmarked grave. Mostly, I just want to bring Anna in front of the US Congress as an example of how the US educational system has grievously failed our students. To be frank, Anna Oliphant is a motherfucking idiot. Yeah, I guess you could say this is a sweet romance, but it's not the good sort of sweet. It's the "Oh my god, why did I eat that entire package of Oreos? It's sickening, and best in small doses, and I still feel like I need an internal cleanse after spreading the reading of this book over several days. The good thing about it is that this book isn't the sugar-free type of sweet , so there were no anal explosions. It wasn't the worst contemporary I've ever read, but this book was tremendously annoying and I simply do not understand the hype. I know many of people enjoyed it, and I can see why. Anna is the sort of character that grows on you, much like mildew, or herpes. Once you get used to having it, it doesn't really bother you much anymore. I'm not opposed to romance. I love romance, but I read this book hoping to be swept away by a romance. Instead, I was sucked into a whirlwind of idiocy. People like Anna Oliphant is the reason why everyone hates Americans. Anna is 17, and she is a moron. She is the epitome of the stupid, ignorant, egocentric American. For fuck's sakes, she thinks there are motherfucking mimes on every fucking corner in France. She thinks that people go watch mimes as an everyday pastime! I'm sorry, but I'm inclined to judge anyone who doesn't know that oui is spelled o-u-i and not w-e-e. It's one of those foreign words that isn't even fucking foreign because it's so fucking common. Oui is yes in French. Si is yes in Spanish. It's one of those words that's so fucking commonly used that you have to be a complete birdbrain not to know! Anna is terrified of anything foreign, although to me, France really isn't that foreign or exotic, but I didn't grow up in Atlanta. Is Atlanta really that ass-fucking backward? Is Atlanta really completely isolated from the rest of the world, despite being one of the biggest cities in the US Anna's words. Do they not have paninis in Atlanta? Anna is in Paris, attending a school for Americans. Fucking everyone speaks English, the French teachers speak English. Anna is terrified of getting food in the cafeteria and avoids the cafeteria for weeks because she doesn't know how to order food. Let me tell you a brilliant way of ordering food, in any language. You smile, you make eye contact at the desired food, you point, you nod. I hate to say it, but if you're a pretty girl, you can get anyone's help most likely a guy, but often another girl, too just by looking cute and helpless and tilting your head at an angle guilty as charged. It ain't feminist, but it works when one is desperate, and the fact that Anna doesn't have the fucking common sense to do this instead of hiding in her room for weeks like a motherfucking pussy doesn't bring her up in my estimation. I'm not judging Anna for being shy. Anna is not shy. I was a shy, shy teenager. There is a difference between incompetency and shyness. After weeks and weeks of going to classes, of learning French Anna doesn't know how to fucking spell "please" in French. Mer is next in line, and I transcribe her speech phonetically. Oon ploss see voo play. Her impression of Paris is one with like, blah blah Marie Antoinette and that really short dude, like, I think his name is Napoleon? You know, like, the one on the horse in that painting by that dude? And oh my god, the Moulin Rouge, and that cute little movie with the little girl in the yellow thingy! And this is a chick who wants to be a film critic when she grows up. My dream is to study film theory in California. I wonder if Matt is a better kisser now that he has someone more experienced to practice on. He was probably a bad kisser because of me. I am, I must be. So beautiful without knowing it!! So adorably fucking clumsy! She even looks gorgeous when she falls flat on her fucking face! I look away as he takes my hand and helps me up. Oh my God, I AM a freak. And it ain't cute. Spare me the whole adorkable thing. I don't like Zooey Deschanel, and I don't like Anna. It just looks like she's trying too fucking hard, and the cute but oh-so-clumsy trope is just so fucking overplayed right now. I wash my hands of it. It's not blatant, but the relationships between the girls in this book are meant to portray Anna as the good one, the best one, the most adorakablest girly girl in the whole wide fucking world. I don't think so. Mer is just a little chubby. Anna is just so good because you know, she feels really bad that Etienne likes her, so she does everything she can to make Mer not jealous. It's not Mer's fault that she's not good enough for Etienne! And boy, Saint Anna keeps reminding us that she's a good person! Poor Ellie, Etienne's girlfriend. But surely, it's ok for Etienne to cheat on Ellie with Anna if she looks like a slut, right? Tiny white button-up dress, red crosses across the nipples. That's the message that this book sends. That stupid, stuck up Ellie. Ellie who thinks she is better than everyone else. Surely it's fine if Etienne seeks comfort elsewhere if his girlfriend is a cold fish, a stuck up snot, right? I don't fucking think so. 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8 Comments

  1. And that boy has a girlfriend. Just because a girl is a jerk doesn't mean she deserves to be cheated on.

  2. Her impression of Paris is one with like, blah blah Marie Antoinette and that really short dude, like, I think his name is Napoleon? But surely, it's ok for Etienne to cheat on Ellie with Anna if she looks like a slut, right?

  3. And oh my god, the Moulin Rouge, and that cute little movie with the little girl in the yellow thingy!

  4. And then you do it again. My dream is to study film theory in California. She was nothing compared to you.

  5. My dream is to study film theory in California. She is the epitome of the stupid, ignorant, egocentric American. I burrow back down into my sheets and grin.

  6. I don't fucking think so. Poor Ellie, Etienne's girlfriend. So beautiful without knowing it!!

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